Final Stretch — Payment Integration

Dear valued customers,

We are currently experiencing a slight delay due to the payment system integration for BTC, LTC, and XMR acting up. Our team is working under high pressure to resolve these issues immediately.

We appreciate your patience as we ensure everything runs smoothly for your first order.

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Expected Reopening: Between 11:45 PM & 2:00 AM
Warm regards from the Queen's Kitchen,
— Bartholomew of Hanfstein

QueenOfCannabis

Premium quality cannabis products — delivered discreetly.
Featuring the exclusive Cannagochi Loyalty Pet System.

Loyalty System

Introducing Cannagochi

Your virtual companion that grows with every order — a one-of-a-kind loyalty experience.

Stage 1 Stage 2 Stage 3 Stage 4 Stage 5
Evolution Stages 1 → 5
Fully hatched Cannagochi pet Fully Hatched

Raise Your Own Cannabis Companion

Cannagochi is our revolutionary loyalty system inspired by Tamagotchi. Every order feeds your egg and advances it through 5 evolution stages until it hatches.

After hatching, it collects XP, levels up (1–100), battles in the PvP Arena against other customers, and unlocks real-world rewards like discount codes & free shipping.

  1. Create Account — Instantly receive your starter egg (Stage 1)
  2. Place Orders — Every purchase advances your egg one stage
  3. Hatch Minigame — From Stage 3, tap to hatch (10% chance per click)
  4. Animation — Enjoy the 6-second cracking event
  5. Level Up — Collect XP, reach Level 100, rewards every 5 levels
  6. Battle — PvP Arena, Leaderboard, secure your dominance
Features

Pet Features & Rewards

What your Cannagochi can do for you

5 Evolution Stages

Watch the visual transformation unfold before hatching. Each stage brings new details and abilities.

Hatch Minigame

From Stage 3, tap to hatch — 10% chance per click. Pure adrenaline with every tap.

PvP Arena

Turn-based combat. Attack, defend, heal. Earn bonus XP and climb the ranks with every victory.

Real-World Rewards

Discounts every 5 levels, free shipping every 10, exclusive milestones at 25, 50, 75 & 100.

Privacy First

100% server-side rendered. Zero client JavaScript. Fully Tor Browser compatible.

Leaderboard

Top pets displayed publicly, fully anonymized. Compete for levels, victories, and prestige.

Getting Started

How It Works

Simple, private, fast — launching in Germany first

Step 1

Tor Browser

Download Tor & open our .onion address

Step 2

Create Account

Pseudonym. No email. Instant starter egg.

Step 3

Browse & Order

Curated premium selection. Cart & shipping.

Step 4

Crypto Payment

BTC, LTC, XMR. Unique address per invoice.

Step 5

Receive

Discreet delivery. Status tracking. Pet grows.

Regions

Planned Outlets

Germany launches first — more regions to follow

Germany

Premium Catalogue
Crypto Methods: BTC, LTC, XMR
Cannagochi Active
Discreet Shipping

★ LAUNCH FIRST

France

FR Selection
EUR Pricing
Follows DE Launch

COMING 24.04 - 26.04

United Kingdom

UK Selection
GBP Pricing
Follows FR Launch

COMING SOON

Russia

RU Selection
RUB Pricing
Long-term Planning

PLANNED

USA

USA Selection
$ Pricing
Long-term Planning

PLANNED